Ned is 8 months old and weighs about 90 pounds and believes wholeheartedly he’s a lap dog-usually at the most inconvenient times- like during diaper changes.
Anyway. I just thought I would share what Ned ate over the last week.
7 rolls of paper towels
1 large box of raisins
1 wiffle ball
2 pairs of little boys pants
42 cups of dog food
14 gallons of water
Select large pieces of potpourris
1 bunch of large bananas
2 fruit squeeze pouches
Attempted an onion
5 bottle nipples (just the very ends- enough to ruin every bottle in this house. And OF COURSE D is not off the bottle yet so this is really starting to get old)
1 set of stuffed animals ears off a kangaroo
1 bowl of fresh picked garden peas
I think that about does it, although I’m sure I missed some.
I’m well aware that 90% of these items are highly toxic to dogs and I was waiting all week for him to drop dead. But…
He’s still here.
Happy as ever.